Pennsylvania girls LOL!

To marry a Pennsylvania girl or not to marry a Pennsylvania girl ~ that is
the question.......................................



The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of
days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from Georgia . He gave his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was
clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the
table.



The third man married a girl from Pennsylvania . He ordered her to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm
was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load
the dishwasher.

He still pees with some difficulty.